The first Jewish president is elected and he calls his mother in Miami Beach.
“Mom, you’re coming to the inauguration!”
“Oh I don’t know, flying is such a pain these days..”
“Mom, you’re flying on Air Force One!”
“Yeah but finding a cab at the airport….”
“Mom, the presidential limo will pick you up!”
“But a hotel room, especially during the inauguration….”
“Mom, you’re staying in the Lincoln bedroom!”
So she finally agrees. At the inauguration she’s sitting in the front row. As her son gets sworn in, she turns to the fellow beside her.
“You see that man with his hand on the Bible?”
“Yes…”
“His brother’s a doctor!”
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