Barry is leaving for college and his father gives him one last piece of advice: “Son, don’t date a shiksa. Date Jewish girls because shiksas will only cause trouble!”
Barry doesn’t listen. He falls in love with a beautiful blonde non-Jewish girl and they decide to get married, to the chagrin of Barry’s father. Barry tells his dad that she’s converting to Judaism, but it’s no use. The old man, who’s not even religious, is furious.
They get married, and Katie takes her conversion very seriously. She becomes a pious Orthodox Jew.
Years later, Barry’s father gets a boat, and he invites the whole family for a day of sailing. Barry says, “Sorry, Dad, we can’t come. It’s Shabbos.” And Barry’s dad responds, “Didn’t I tell you the shiksa would cause trouble?
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