In a kindergarten class, the teacher offers the kids $5 if they can name the most famous person who ever lived.
Little Sean O’Sullivan says, “Saint Patrick!”
The teacher says, “No, I’m sorry Sean, that’s not correct.”
Little Johnny Williams says, “Abraham Lincoln!”
She says, “No, Johnny, I’m afraid that’s not the answer.”
Little David Goldberg says “Jesus Christ!”
The teacher says, “That’s right, David, you get $5!”
As he comes up to collect the money the teacher says, “You know David, being Jewish I’m surprised you said Jesus.”
David replies, “In my heart I know it’s Moses, but business is business!”
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