Rabbi Goldberg has always had a secret urge to try pork, but he’s never given into it. One year, he goes on vacation to Hawaii and every night at the resort, they have a luau where they bring out delicious-smelling suckling pigs to serve to guests.
Rabbi Goldberg is incredibly tempted. “I’m so far away from home. Who’s going to know?” And so, he orders the suckling pig.
While he’s waiting for it to arrive, who should walk by but Mr. and Mrs. Pearlman from his congregation. “Rabbi Goldberg, so good to see you! Imagine running into you here.”
Anticipating the arrival of the pig, Rabbi Goldberg tries to make the conversation as short as possible, but it’s no use. The waiter arrives with a big silver tray containing a roast pig with an apple in its mouth and places it on the table in front of the rabbi.
The Perlmans look at the pig and then look at the rabbi.
The rabbi looks at the Perlmans and then looks at the pig. “This resort is so over the top. Imagine, I order an apple and this is how they bring it!”
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