At an interfaith conference, a priest, a minister and a rabbi were asked, “What would you like people to say about you at your funeral?”
The priest said, “I hope they’ll say I cared for the weakest and most vulnerable members of our community.”
The minister said, “I hope they’ll say I inspired my flock to go out and make a difference in the world.”
The rabbi said, “I hope they’ll say, ‘Look, he’s breathing!'”
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