Salvador Litvak, Author at Accidental Talmudist

July 14, 2021January 27, 2025 Selling Ties To The Taliban 🤣
Such A Deal!
June 17, 2021December 10, 2024 Max And Mitzy 🤣
She Was Always By His Side
June 9, 2021March 22, 2024 Golf on Yom Kippur 🤣
Hitting the Links
May 27, 2021March 22, 2024 LOJL Gets Pulled Over For Speeding 🤣
My patrol officer said you stole this car and murdered its owner.
May 19, 2021April 1, 2024 The Pretzel Lady 🤣
An old Jewish lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents. Each day, a young businessman would pass her pretzel stand around lunchtime and leave her a quarter without taking a pretzel. This went on for three years, …
May 12, 2021March 22, 2024 Her New Son-in-Law 🤣
Two mothers argue over a prospective son-in-law for their daughters.
May 4, 2021March 22, 2024 Directions in the Old City 🤣
An American tourist approaches an Israeli.
April 27, 2021July 17, 2024 A Doctor And A Lawyer
They Meet In Synagogue
April 21, 2021March 22, 2024 The Doctor of Chelm 🤣
His first patient was the town’s great sage, Yitzy Yankel.
April 14, 2021March 22, 2024 Late For Hebrew School 🤣
Give me one good reason why I should go!
April 6, 2021March 22, 2024 The Yeshiva Exam 🤣
The Head of School clapped his hands and exclaimed, “What an incredible student!
March 31, 2021March 22, 2024 The Haircut 🤣
“Yankel,” asked the Rabbi, “why did you walk out of my sermon?”

Author: Salvador Litvak